Posted: 19 Jul 2012 11:44 AM PDT
Reports
say that the fighting in Damascus is now “visible from the Presidential
Palace,” which has prompted me to take you, my reader, on an exclusive
tour of it. If the violence culminates in a revolution, the fall of the
Presidential Palace would symbolize the endgame, so seizing it will
become a prime objective. (But I wouldn’t expect a last stand there:
that would take place far away, in the Alawite regions in the north of
the country.)So climb in the official limo, ascend the mountain, traverse the long boulevard, and enter the inner sanctum of the Assad regime! All you have to do is click here. Oh, you’re alarmed by that gunfire echoing down the marble-clad corridors? Pay no mind! The people love their leader!
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