Well, here's your chance. The US Army --- seeing big budget cuts in its future, no doubt --- has licensed "Patton" cologne, according to a report in the Army Times.
Patton, a monumental egoist and war-lover --- but one heck of a tactician --- infamously slapped a shell-shocker soldier.
It occurs to me that the cologne should come with instructions on just how hard to slap yourself, when applying the cologne, in order to relive the incident.
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