Which of us hasn't wanted to do this to somebody we know?

A judge has issued a $35,000 bench warrant for a Cal State Northridge math professor charged with urinating on a colleague's office door.

Tihomir Petrov failed to appear for a pretrial conference hearing in the case, prompting the warrant, the Los Angeles city attorney's office said Wednesday.
More: http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/06/professor-accused-of-urinating-on-colleagues-door-now-wanted-man.html

"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats." --- H.L. Mencken