The pigs are fighting each other. Will they soon be eating each other too?

At an all-you-can-eat buffet, one guy beat up the fella in front of him for taking all the crab legs.  Now, appropriately enough, he's charged with assault:

http://lancasteronline.com/article/local/649796_Man-s-appetite-for-crab-legs-sparks-alleged-assault-at-all-you-can-eat-buffet.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Little_Piggies.jpg

The Beatles - Piggies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXdKlpBOvs0

The most depressing all-you-can-eat buffets are in Missouri, in my opinion.  I drove through there on my way out to and back from my nephews Air Force Academy graduation.  While statistics indicate that 1/3 of Americans are fat,

http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/weightloss/2010-01-13-obesity-rates_N.htm

I felt certain that Missourians are well ahead of that national average.

The state-by-state data doesn't seem to support my anecdotal views,

http://www.cdc.gov/obesity/data/adult.html

but I stand by my personal observations.