At least none of my students has ever tried to choke me... not yet anyway

http://www.mlive.com/news/kalamazoo/index.ssf/2012/03/post_291.html


http://www.mlive.com/news/kalamazoo/index.ssf/2012/04/woman_accused_of_assaulting_kv_1.html

Students' fantasy?  ---

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